Dearly Beloved,
We are gathered here today to honour the life that Phin the Siamese Fighting Fish lived. He swam, he ate, he swam some more. And as all fish eventually do, he has now gone on to the giant fishbowl in the sky, by way of the toilet bowl!
He will be missed, by all who knew him well.
Amen
(In case you missed the point, Phin died today, and I had to flush him!)
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